If you were smarter, you would drive slower and more patiently. If you were gifted, you would be able to derive so much pleasure from doing 5mph in an empty parking lot on a Sunday evening, feeling every individual gear in your car slowly turning, cylinders and pistons firing in combustive symphony, that you would nut in your pants involuntarily. If you were a true prodigy, a mental giant, you would refuse to ever drive or get in the passenger seat of a car unless it was truly needed and couldn't be avoided. If you were a genius the likes of which we've never seen, you'd crack the whole time travel thing and go back and kill Henry Ford. You would work your way up the political chain and draft legislature banning the construction of automobile plants. You would stimulate the Horse industry (pause) and compose multimedia propaganda campaigns for Big Bicycle. Above all, you wouldn't allow modes of transportation to inform the construction of physical spaces around us, and not vice versa.

miss the days when shiloh was just a dog

You're in the dream coke plate rotation for sure.

ignoring the insanity of your previous shout, i gotta say i love coming back to your shoutbox every couple of months and seeing the absolute revelations that are being made here. hell yeah man, hope you've been doing well!

POV: it's 2013, you're in a skeevy motel god only knows where in Los Angeles, you just had a foursome with the Haim sisters, Ariel Rechtshaid is blowing up your phone talking about how he wants to stick his finger up your ass, you stop to think hey maybe I should tweet about this, but nobody would ever believe you, so you just soak up the moment and chill

2hoe(less)

staggering to think that, in the wake of 4chan's demise, last.fm is perhaps the last website remaining where one can drop the hard R, if one were feeling so inclined, without getting their account instantly vaporized by some kind of supersonic, turbo-moderator algorithm. not that I would encourage doing so, all this is to say is that we are using what is becoming increasingly one of the few remaining "old world internet" sites still remaining. I will be in the corner, with the cheese and the wine, staring at the sky

I recommend being more gentle when you wipe your ass

They'll try to rebuild the factories, but it won't work. I'll be there, in the shadows, ready to blow up each one in increasingly elaborate and seismic fashion. I'm not a friend to industry. I'm not a friend to commerce. And I'm not a friend to mass production. I'm a friend to animals. I'm a friend to water. I'm a friend to trees, and to the soil. And I'm not going to let them hurt my friends.

jewel case > digipak

NEW BARKER IS SOME TOP SHELF EXOTIC

orange gatorade

Just now realizing you're a prodigy and free thinker. My bad for not following back sooner, please accept this pre-roll and bottle of Dusse as my housewarming present. I knew you were a bad motherfucker when I saw the feelings police castigating you in the Barbra Streisand shoutbox.

Feel like the gay community really lost its way when they stopped producing guys like The-Dream. A guy who during his prime was one of the fruitiest people on the entire planet, who no doubt had taken every variety and color of cock up his ass at some point in his life, yet also verifiably ran through thousands of women at rates not seen since 2010 Justin Bieber, Wilt Chamberlain, Prince, and Genghis Khan. Legendary stick man. Top shagger extraordinaire. Y'all boys need to get back to that, respectfully.

women with Lucy Dacus physiognomy scare me bro

Seeing tremendous market opportunities for a well-branded, well-marketed, beef tallow based lube. Basically a money printer if you can get it down correctly. Also: boba/smoothie/general cafe that exclusively serves drinks in glass, including take-out glass containers. Would probably have to be aggressive on the pricing, but there's some kind of economy of scale to take advantage of there. If you're stuck between the two, go with the tallow lube.

they don't make em like the Big Mouth Billy Bass anymore, bro. lot of joy to be had out of such a simple little thing

Fetch the jelq apparatus, I've been flaccid too long

thanks for following!

saw you in the Whatever The Weather shoutbox, new album is good shit. gonna go through your recommendations

RIP SEAN PRICE

I AM LAST.FM

how do you have enough last fm clout that your 3 day old comment on your own page has 6 likes wow goat

change is possible on a choice-by-choice basis, in a moment-by-moment timeframe

I find the "crash out" terminology interesting, because in time I think it will be market corrected, and rightfully so, by the term "lash out" instead. my brother, you're not crashing out, you're lashing out at your loved ones and those around you because you're in pain, and you're unwell, and your soul is corroding from pressures both internal and external. but, life doesn't have to be this way

I enjoy the constant, silent pulsing of a rabbit's nose

they don't teach you this in school, but girls who are really in to anal can be absolutely insatiable. y'all be safe out there

Such Tiny Hands

I have a lot of complex thoughts about how people have been recently reacting to the dude who died in that nutty putty cave, and I plan on sharing them very shortly

👈👈😎 I think you'd really like Friendzone and Chlorine Mist

Me and the RZA (Dalton) Knecht

imo youre very enigmatic and i love it, never change

ay we back on that "supér" compatibility. that balkans s/t is fire innit

look...all I'm saying is...if I was there at the Ghost Ship warehouse the night of December 2, 2016..that fire wouldn't have gone down like that...

such interesting shoutbox lol, keep spreading the message man, nothing but respect for ya

the Discogs community be feeling kinda fruity sometimes I can't lie

the vibes at the function last night were so fucking Balearic bro, you wouldn't believe. genuinely the average person isn't capable of comprehending how Balearic the feeling in that room was man. absolutely unbelievable. life is so sick when you're Balearic

exhaustion is the root cause behind almost all of the ailments that plague us in today's world. everyone is chronically exhausted and stressed, even those who think they're not. relaxation is the antidote. if you want to do something good for the world today, I suggest doing your best to relax as hard and much as possible.

there are few things more chilling than knowing there are people out there who post on reddit 10+ times a day

they really sayin norm Powell was supposed to get a DEI all star selection bro....

its been a while, i will niow catch up on all the new shouts i havent seen

hey, penny for your thoughts! Are we going to see the future first? 1500–5000 words essay would suffice

the 30 year plan includes the destruction of all suburbs, the restoration of natural environments, and the creation of inspired new urban centers

In the comments section of the recent last.fm survey sent out to pro users I made an impassioned plea for them to bring groups back to this website. It was genuinely emotional, moving stuff, and no I won't be sharing what I said. The site will undergo a new renaissance period if this were to happen, and I just want to let it be known, that we would have the best group on the entire website right here. Thank you lord amen

have a great weekend my friend. wish i could drop acid in your honor, maybe in a couple weeks

currently I have 15 unique last.fm tabs open, out of 32 total tabs

So, what are you up to these days? Still listening to Dreak?

cold email'd several label heads today asking why they don't consider doing CD editions for new releases from artists on their roster. everything is vinyl only, what's up with that bro? If I'm going to single-handedly revitalize this industry, I need to understand the challenges distributors are facing on the ground level 📝☑️. absolutely dialed rn 😈. stay locked in 🫡

not interested in talking about the state of the economy, much more interested in talking about the state of the Great Barrier Reef

thankful for every bowel movement