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Im dropping dick off

I’m so hungry I could eat a Jonathan Monroe Craig

When the racks too skinny

And I'll only spoil the party anyway Cause all the girls are looking fine But you're the only one on my mind La da dee La da dee doo La da dee me La da dee you La da dee La da dee doo

My baby

TRALALERO TRALALA PORCO DIO E PORCO ALLAH

U din din din dun Ma din din din dun

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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY . 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU 'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

It’s the jeaannnnnnnsss song

You’re rhe poison to my flowers but they still bloom

Oh gof oh ogd nonononono Lardy I RYPWD LARRY

We’ll be a fine line We’ll be alright

Breathe calm down

2hollis?

emarosa

Where you from? Must be heaven.

Hi I love you

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I would swim the alexemarosa dih without any floatation

OOOOOOO ahhh I ope M JENIIFE R LOPEZ

Holy Shit. r u alive

DALLA DALLA YEAHHHH

I LOVE MYSSLF

Boy I ain’t talking about you I’m talking to my own reflection

YOU GAVINERS HAVE TAINTED MY VIRGIN LAND FOR TOO LONG

no more dance gavin dance scrobbles you will get deported

Sticker NCT 127 8 hours ago

Im just r iding round the city with my hood on and my windows down

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+rep

Honest to God truth: I'm a 36 year old mexican dad. I just made chile rojo for my family tonight for dinner. Then blasted this song and had a beer afterwards 🤘 😬 😂

Signs you might be bisexual

diabetic monkey and a dog

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Pooh Shiesty enlists Lil Durk for “Back in Blood,” which serves as the lead single off of the former’s debut mixtape, Shiesty Season. They rap about murders around them, boasting about their respective weaponry on this YC-produced song.

Camila Cabello was surprised no one knew her in Japan

Changbin

omg hay

Okay . . . 😲 I swear she just moaned something in her sleep about 5% mortgage rates 😟 GIRL IM OUTTA HERE 🐒 DONT EVER ASK ME TO SEE THE SWEDISH WITH YOU EVER AGAIN 😒 👋🤷

Ok guys rhe emarosa4l shoutbox is up and running again Rules: Do not call me slurs Do not bring up my past on this website please my digital pawprint is terrible

stop being scared & deleting my comments. wonder why ur parents let a brat like u have access to the internet, ur 13 and talking shit to people you don't even know. obviously they aren't doing a good job of teaching u manners. and all u can do is make up false insults that make 0 fucking sense. istg you wouldn't say that shit to me irl, cuz i would teach u such a lesson if u even tried. idgaf if ur a 13 y/o girl or not. throwing disrespect to strangers doesn't make u exempt. don't even talk to me.

nice library mate

I wish it was you on pfp...