Mendez : "What'd you guys do about pussy in Iraq anyway? Did you fuck camels?"
Bennett : "I was in Afghanistan. And you don't go anywhere near the camels, 'cause sometimes they strap them up with explosives and run them into camp and if you try to have sex with the girls there, their village throws rocks at 'em till they die, so there's not a lot going on. Plus, they're all dressed like beekeepers."

Fireman : "You gotta check out this life-sized fucking panda bear they got in their living room, half burnt. It's got one melted plastic eye."