Gilmore Girls saison 7 Episode 11
Lorelai: "My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!"

Rory: "Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants?"

Gilmore Girls saison 1 Episode 18
Emily : "[So] you were on the phone…
Richard : Long distance.
Lorelai : God?
Richard : London.
Lorelai : God lives in London?
Richard : My mother lives in London.
Lorelai : Your mother is God?
Richard : Lorelai…
Lorelai : So, God IS a woman.
Richard : Lorelai…
Lorelai : And a relative! That's so cool. I am gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard : Make her stop.
Rory : Oh, that I could."

Gilmore Girls saison 1 Episode 17
Lorelai : "I've had my heart broken before. It's really hard. It's hard for everyone, so can I give you a little advice?"
Rory : "Okay."
Lorelai : "I think what you really need to do today is wallow."
Rory : "Wallow?"
Lorelai : "Oh yeah. Get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza, don't take a shower, or shave your legs, or put any kind of makeup at all, and just sit in the dark, watch a sad movie and have a good long cry, and just wallow. You need to wallow."

Gilmore Girls saison 1 Episode 5
Emily : "Where were you?"
Lorelai : "At a wake. A wake. A funeral."
Emily : "A Funeral? Whose?"
Lorelai : "It was for the neighbor's... uh cat... Mom?"
Emily : "Hold on. I'm looking up 'aneurysm' in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one. (...) A cat?"
Lorelai : "Yeah, a cat. It was a cat's funeral."
Emily : "You skipped your own cousin's funeral for a cat funeral?"
Lorelai : "Not my cousin. My father's grandmother's sister's girl who I never..."
Emily : "You said you can't be away from the Inn..."
Lorelai : "I couldn't at the time, but I worked it out."
Emily : "For a cat."
Lorelai : "It's late. I have a big day tomorrow, Mom."
Emily : "Oh what? You're going to a raccoon's wedding?"

Gilmore Girls saison 1 Episode 4
Rory : "A 'D' at Stars Hollow is like an 'F' at Chilton. It's worse, it's like a 'G' or a... 'W'.
Lorelai : "I'm guessing the spelling test didn't go well either?"

Gilmore Girls saison 1 Episode 4
Rory : "Do you really think I can do this?"
Lorelai : "I bet you a dollar."
Rory : "That's it? That's all my future is worth? 1 dollar?"
Lorelai : "Well you did get a 'D'."

Gilmore Girls saison 1 Episode 2
Rory : "Wow, Biblical insults. This is an advanced school."

Gilmore Girls saison 1 Episode 1
Rory : "You look happy"
Lorelai : "Yeah..."
Rory : "Did you do something slutty ?"
Lorelai : "I'm not THAT happy !"