Scrubs saison 9 Episode 13
Cole: "Hey Dr. T, do you believe in fate ? You know, like, the stuff they talk about during the boring parts of Lost ?"

Scrubs saison 9 Episode 6
Turk: "Elliott, you don't ride the eagle. You eagle !"

Scrubs saison 7 Episode 6
You're my closest friend ! In College we shared a toothbrush !
- I was not aware of that ! -We did !

Scrubs saison 6 Episode 16
Dr. Kelso (à Keith) : "Huh ! You nagger !"
Snoop Dogg Resident (à Kelso) : "What did you just call him ? You punk ass !"
Dr. Kelso : "Nagger..."
Snoop Dogg Resident : "Okay, we cool !"

Scrubs saison 6 Episode 7
Turk : "The only good that’s come from our occupation of Iraq is exposing the neo-conservative conspiracy to perpetuate american cultural and economic imperialism."

Scrubs saison 4 Episode 20
Kelso : "Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy."

Scrubs saison 3 Episode 14
J.D à Cox : "Where do you think we are ?"

Scrubs saison 3 Episode 4
Turk: "Scalpel"
Carla: "Scalpel what?"
Turk: "Scalpel please..."

Scrubs saison 2 Episode 8
Janitor : "Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?"
JD : "What ? No ! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt."
Janitor : "Bidet ?"
JD : "Bidet to you sir"

Scrubs saison 2 Episode 7
Turk : "Baby ? If I had to do it again, I would. Because I love steaks"

Scrubs saison 1 Episode 11
JD : "Banane flambée !"