Parks and Recreation saison 7 Episode 13
Leslie : Ann's here

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 18
Tom : "I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song. I had to throw away my whole computer just to be safe."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 17
Leslie : "The correct answer for favorite TV show is ‘Friday Night Lights’."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 14
Ron : "How much postage does it take to send a letter to Canada?"
April : "Who's it going to?"
Ron : "Canada. It says, 'Dear Canada, fuck you.'"

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 13
Ron (à Chris) : "Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 13
Ron : "Goodbye, Ann. I have enjoyed parts of our time together."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 13
Leslie : "Oh, Ann Perkins, you perfect sunflower."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 13
Chris : "Donna, are you grabbing my butt ?"
Donna : "Can you blame me ?"

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 13
Ann : "I love you."
Leslie : "I love you too."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 12
Ron ""Tom put all my records into this rectangle ... the songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle"

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 11
April : "Oh my God, you got blood all over me. Thank you. I mean it. Ben, that was amazing."
Ben : "Really ?"
April : "Best prank ever."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 11
Ann : "We're having a child together. We're moving to a new city. You let me pee with the door open so I could watch the end of Grey's Anatomy."
Chris : "That was a fantastic season finale, and a show that is literally a never-ending roller coaster of emotion."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 9
Ron : "What would you use [the house] for ?"
April : "I'd go up there and take Andy and Champion and just get away from everyone else and look at spiders. And it's where I'd bury the bodies of that annoying couple after I murder them."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 9
April : "Here's my offer: I will give you everything in my purse. $8, a bunch of loose cough drops and Larry's asthma inhaler."
Ron : "This is the best offer I've heard yet."
Donna : "Uhh, you're tripping right now."
Ron : "Sold."
Donna : "Don't even trip."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 8
Ron: “I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.”

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 6
Donna : "Hang on. Do you have a license to hunt at night? 'Cause you need a license."
[Tous les deux rient]
Ron : "I thought you were serious."
Donna : "Come on now. You know I don't give a fuck."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 4
Craig : "My DVR is 13 months pregnant with episodes of Scandal."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 4
Craig (à Donna) : "Oh! Of course you like Scandal! Because you're amazing! I love you."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 3
Ingrid : "We purchased HBO for the whole town."
Ben : "I'm sorry, you spent government money on a TV subscription ?"
Ingrid : "It's not TV."

Parks and Recreation saison 6 Episode 2
Ron : "I thought you needed some fresh air. Even if that air is filled with the foul stench of European socialism."

Parks and Recreation saison 5 Episode 16
Ron : "Capitalism is the only way, Leslie. It moves our country forward. It's what makes America great! And England okay, and France terrible."

Parks and Recreation saison 5 Episode 14
Ron : "People who buy things are suckers"

Parks and Recreation saison 5 Episode 11
Leslie : "Excuse me, everyone. Did anyone notice that there are no women on the Gender Equality Commission?"

Parks and Recreation saison 5 Episode 11
Councilman Milton : "I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable."
Leslie : "Is it possible you're thinking about light bulbs? Or your hip?"

Parks and Recreation saison 5 Episode 11
Shauna : "Are you posing? I don't have a photographer with me."
Leslie : "Google Earth... Always taking pics."

Parks and Recreation saison 5 Episode 2
Leslie : "Well, uh, Paunch Burger just recently came out with a new 128-ounce option. Most people call it a gallon, but they call it the ‘regular’. Then, there is a horrifying 512-ounce version that they call ‘child size’. How is this a ‘child-size soda’?"
Ms. Pinewood : "Well, it's roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied."

Parks and Recreation saison 5 Episode 2
Leslie : "Let's talk about Water Zero. The name implies that there are zero calories, like most water, but in fact, it has 300 calories per serving. Isn't that misleading?"
Ms. Pinewood : "The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero. If you want zero-calorie water, try diet Water Zero Lite. It has only 60 calories."

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 18
Leslie : "I mean, I love him. It's just... this campain has turned fun, dorky Ben into grumpy, stressed-ball Ben. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to... Ben is like a MILF."

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 13
Leslie: "I’m trying to make the picture bigger by including this guy in it."

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 13
Ron : "This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee."
Ann : "Really? You're not scared to eat here?"
Ron : "When I eat, it is the food that is scared."

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 13
Un participant au groupe de vote : "I actually thought that she was smart, I’d vote for her. Although I once knew a Leslie and she was just awful. So now I hate all Leslies. Would she consider changing her name?"

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 13
Ben (à Leslie) : "See, a lot of people don't vote with their brains. They vote with their guts."

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 10
Leslie : "Hey, what are you doing here?"
Ben : "Hey! I just wanted to tell you something in person."
Leslie : "Oh my god, I'm pregnant! Wait, what? No, that's not it!"

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 7
Leslie : "You betrayed me, and you went behind my back, and now you need to pay."
Ben : "I need to... I need to pay?!"
Leslie : "Do I stutter?"
Ben : "Oh, ok. Fair enough. Oh, you know what? You might wanna borrow this."
April : "Ew, no one wants your dirty underwear, Ben."
Ben : "It's not dirty underwear. It's a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now --"
Leslie : "The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!"

Parks and Recreation saison 4 Episode 7
Leslie : "Those kids are passionate about something. That's important! That's all there is, really, is passion. Passion is what makes for good treaties, good relationships, good pizza, good friends, good everything. Including wars! 'Danmark ødelægger alle!' (Denmark destroys all!)"

Parks and Recreation saison 3 Episode 14
Leslie : "I'm allergic to fingers."

Parks and Recreation saison 3 Episode 12
Ron : "Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards."

Parks and Recreation saison 3 Episode 11
Leslie : "Pornography is very difficult to define. In fact, it was justice Stewart who once said, “I can’t define pornography, but I know it when I see it.”"
Perd : "Brandi, how would you define pornography ?"
Brandi : "For me, it’s when the penis goes in."

Parks and Recreation saison 3 Episode 9
Leslie : "I love Andy and April as a couple. I want them to stay together forever. But relationships need planning. You just can't jump into something without thinking. It took me four years to find the right hairdresser, and we still fight all the time !"

Parks and Recreation saison 3 Episode 6
Ron Swanson: "Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand ?"

Parks and Recreation saison 3 Episode 2
Andy : "Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

Parks and Recreation saison 2 Episode 1
Leslie : "They might die... but it would be so cute!"